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Disabledsenses

A mineman who blatantly cheats and uploads against known players.
Dewgs: Fighting disabledsenses and ivan would be fun on cb!
by speedywoot June 25, 2018
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Learning Disability

A learning disability is a reduced intellectual ability and difficulty with everyday activities e.g. household tasks, socialising or managing money, which will affect someone for their whole life. People with a learning disability tend to take longer to learn and may need support to develop new skills, understand complicated information and interact with other people.
Learning disability is often confused with dyslexia and mental health problems. Mencap* describes dyslexia as a “learning difficulty” because, unlike learning disability, it does not affect intellect.
*The Royal Mencap Society is a charity based in the UK that works with people with a learning disability, founded in 1946 by Judy Fryd.
by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016
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Type 1 Diabetes

The kind of diabetes you're stuck with for life and get out of sheer bad luck. Since only 10% of diabetics fall into this category, it is also known as the type of diabetes nobody knows or gives a shit about.
1)
Me (eating salad after workout): Well, yes but it's Type 1 Diabetes and I manage it quite well.

Jackass (eating Doritos and Mt. Dew): That sucks, you really should've made healthier choices.

Me: You're right. Next time I'll pick a better pancreas.

2)
Jackass: $50 Gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!

Me: All of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of McDonalds.
by osm0sis May 15, 2011
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Diabeetus

A strange disease affecting fat actors which causes them to not be able to pronounce "Diabetes" correctly.
"Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus."
by FabulousFairy December 1, 2014
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TYPE 1 diabetes

A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.
I have TYPE 1 diabetes , type two is for fat or old people
by Ligament October 22, 2017
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mentholly disabled

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.
by themostbubblewrapever.yeah.x2 November 21, 2009
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diabetits

When it is so cold that your nipples are consequently sharp to the point where they can prick your finger in order to check your blood sugar.
"Man you're crazy if you go outside without a jacket, you'll for sure get diabetits!"
by just your average ginger March 5, 2013
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