The Dirty Dan

You take a bath with your female partner and they suck your dick underwater and everytime they come up for air they ask How doe's it feel pinhead Larry?
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dirty dan

the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment
"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"
by jrad the destroyer March 15, 2008
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Dirty Dan

The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.
I think I lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that Steve gave me last night.
by Rexinator March 5, 2010
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Dirty Dan

Citrusy alcoholic beverage made up of Mike’s Harder Lemonade and Orange Juice. Simply speaking, the easiest way to get f***** up.
I could really go for a Dirty Dan right about now.
by ao99 March 21, 2018
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Dirty Dan

When you throw ya girl face down into the pillows and mark out ten paces and run full speed and jump into your girls vagina if done properly will feel amazing if done wrong might break your penis
Bro i totally nailed the Dirty Dan on Selena last night
by BoiImGreat March 1, 2017
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Dirty Dan

1. Verb
an action regarding the use of the opposite sex's Hands and Mouth at the same time while sucking the Male Penis rapidly.
by Ddog@coolman.fuck yea.! February 24, 2011
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