dirt snake

Turds that are 2 feet or longer that wrap or sink into the shitter.

Jez Bob I just took a nasty stinky dirt snake.

by j.gibson February 17, 2008

dirt snake

An individual whose predominate feature is excessive dirtiness or greasiness. Often lives in squalor with little regard for basic hygiene or physical appearance.

"Did you see that dirt snake? He came riding in here on a pig-truck and ever since then the whole town has smelled like shit."

by Hubert_The_Hippo August 11, 2009

dirt snake exchange

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth

My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.

by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025

Honk out a dirt snake

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit

Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

dirtsnake

a long turd

Damn, I just hatched a brood of dirtsnakes in the toilet.

by BoatMeme July 1, 2006

DIRTSNAKES

A dirt bike group / membership that ride motocross in the Oregon woods.

We joined the DIRTSNAKES motorsport group.

by dirt-snakes August 29, 2022

Only snakes knows dirt

1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.

2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.

Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt

Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.

You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 1, 2007