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dirty laundry

The act of shitting in someone else's clothes dryer. Preferably runny. After the act has been performed, the dryer is then powered on to the high heat cycle thus crusting the shit into the drum of the dryer.
I went over to John's house and left my dirty laundry in his dryer. After that I made a quick exit.
by Bob Nelson July 26, 2008
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dirty laundry

Dirty Laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones penis on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in anal sex.
After I had anal sex with that homeless chick I couldn't find a towell so I had to dirty laundry it.
by TheMentant October 21, 2011
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Dirty laundry

Skeletons in your closet of the most embarrassing and personal type
Meghan and Harry, although their Oprah interview was well meaning, dumped some of their dirty laundry out in the public domain. Now what?
by Sexydimma March 12, 2021
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dirty laundry

Jim gave her a dirty laundry and she had crap in her teeth for days.
by lyono April 12, 2009
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air dirty laundry

To discuss very private, personal matters, especially that which may be embarrassing, in public or with other people.
.air dirty laundry ... It always makes me uncomfortable when John starts going into all his personal problems whenever our friends get together. I just wish he wouldn't air his dirty laundry in public like that. People have an unnatural fixation on the personal lives of celebrities, but I don't see why they should be expected to air their dirty laundry in public.
by Alex0395 January 4, 2018
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Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
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John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.
"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."
by Michael David December 1, 2006
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