dirty laundry 

Dirty Laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones penis on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in anal sex.

After I had anal sex with that homeless chick I couldn't find a towell so I had to dirty laundry it.

dirty laundry by TheMentant October 21, 2011

Dirty laundry 

Skeletons in your closet of the most embarrassing and personal type

Meghan and Harry, although their Oprah interview was well meaning, dumped some of their dirty laundry out in the public domain. Now what?

Dirty laundry by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2021

Dirty Laundry 

when a man sticks his erected penis into a womens vagina after promptly removing it from another.

Vicky laid on the bed wiped from the hardcore sex with Rick as he shoved his penis into Candy.

Dirty Laundry by becca December 19, 2004

dirty laundry 

when you poop in someones mouth.

Jim gave her a dirty laundry and she had crap in her teeth for days.

dirty laundry by lyono April 12, 2009

Dirty Laundry 

It's not gay if it's in space.

Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.

"Hey, did you read DIRTY LAUNDRY yet?"
"Yeah, I am so happy now. All my problems are solved."

Dirty Laundry by Pardon_my_Althean June 26, 2018

Dirty laundry 

Negative and personal business shared when it should stay between you and yourself

Jena is sharing her dirty laundry all over Facebook again. How embarrassing!!!

Dirty laundry by Applepod October 20, 2019

Dirty Laundry Ghillie suit 

(n)- when your friend is banging a chick, you cover yourself in dirty laundry on the floor so you can move along the floor to watch, in a properly concealed state. The laundry blends into the environment and breaks up your outline, much like a ghillie suit worn by military snipers

guy 1: "dude, you should have seen me banging my girlfriend last night!"

guy 2: "Ya, I did, I did the dirty laundry ghillie suit"

Dirty Laundry Ghillie suit by Jonny702 January 6, 2010