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dirty kirt 

Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.

Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.
dirty kirt by troconn July 8, 2007

dirty kirsty 

When you're on your period and you let a guy fuck you, then get dick slapped in the face so you resemble Simba.
Dirty Kirsty, she's a naught Leo.
dirty kirsty by Ssshane April 6, 2020

dirty kirby 

when a girl sucks you off and then proceeds to spit it out instead of swallowing

much like kirby spits out other players when he sucks them up on super smash bro. for the nintendo 64

Dude,wtf!? your mom did the ol' dirty kirby last night

dirty kirty 

It's when you have sex with a girl and finish in her mouth. She then snowballs her unaware boyfriend/husband while he sleeps.
Hey what's wrong? I woke up with cum in my mouth.......Oh you got a dirty kirty!
dirty kirty by Mr. man May 29, 2012

Dirty kiril 

An inserting pelmens at your boifriend anus
She accepted to do dirty kiril and did pelmens.
Dirty kiril by chelinstonogiy April 25, 2020

Dirty Kirk 

To wrong someone to the extreme. This is far worse than a dis or a Jones.
Dude, it was bad when you banged Chris' mom, but when you shit on her afterwards...you really Dirty Kirked him!
Dirty Kirk by ScrapperBob May 11, 2004