A Dirty Daniel Edwards is when you get lured to Ipswich on a false pretence and find out she has a dirty arsehole... so drive home sad and alone thinking you can’t smell porn.
The friend that tends to dye his hair black for attention. He usually brags about how hairy his balls or penis is and how big it is when in actuality, he only has a 1 inch peen. They also like to perform acts of incest upon their siblings particularly when they are under the age of 9.
a man notorious for the type/family/variety of fungii growing in his pubic region. also suffers from protein & zinc overload (hence gout and DSB - dangerous sperm build-up). Oh yes and horrendous BO :-).