Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Dirty Callum

A dirty callum is the act of doing too much cocaine and ending up freaking out and going to hospital...

“Hey is your friend okay he looked pretty spooked out last night”
“Yeah he’s fine he just did a dirty Callum”

by Hospital king April 15, 2020

Dirty Cale

When a female rides a males cock while throwing haymakers into his face to the point where he is in critical condition. She then proceeds to pound his face with her vagina resulting in death.

Bro last night I watched my daughter give a dirty Cale to my son!!

by dontbeabeaver March 4, 2019

Dirty Calvert

A Dirty Calvert is when a bisexual girl eats a man’s taint as if it were a vagina.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty Calvert last night! I didn’t know she was bisexual!

by Dj_notsonice December 7, 2022

Dirty caleb

The act of jacking off to a guy who kinda looks like a girl

"No mom im not gay, i was just doing a Dirty Caleb"

by The All Knowing Ash Main March 16, 2021

Dirty Calvin

A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.

Ooooh your such a Dirty Calvin.

by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020

dirty callie

A dirty Callie is when a girl twerks in your face while shitting making a mess everywhere

My wife just did a dirty Callie and I need mouth wash

by Adirtugello April 18, 2020