The Dirty Brian

(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.
Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.
by Ricky Ricardo March 10, 2006
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the dirty brian

A combination of "the Dirty Sanchez", a "Hot Lunch" and sometimes a "Snowball".
I can't wait for my gay boyfriend to give me "the Brian"....
by Brian's Daddy February 16, 2004
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Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
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