dirty alexus

gives the sloppiest head in the world

bro i just had the best “dirty alexus” in the world

by cripsyclappers April 15, 2020

dirty alessia

the act of queefing in a guys mouth while face-sitting and then telling him it was your p*ssy thanking him for his service.

She pulled a dirty alessia on me today and i said “you’re welcome master.”

by queenb*tch April 16, 2020

Dirty Alexis

Eating a waffle off a transgender person's ass, and then licking the remaining syrup out of their asshole.

bro my ass is still sticky from the dirty alexis i did last night

by alexissssss.. November 14, 2021

Dirty Alex

When a straight women in using a strap-on to preform anal on a man.

He totally wanted me to do a Dirty Alex

by AnimeBoiDictionary April 19, 2020

Dirty Alec

When you cut off somebody’s face whilst wearing a gold foil tracksuit, put your erect penis through the mouth hole and skull fuck the faceless victim.

P1: wow that’s a cool tracksuit, I bet he wears it so people don’t know how successful he is.

P2: he’s probably about to give some a Dirty Alec

by Poonslayer360 June 7, 2019

Dirty Alex

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife but after a long 9 months the baby appears to be a completely different ethnicity/race to each partners.

“Hey man you still with Rachel?”

“Nah the fucker pulled a Dirty Alex on me”

by Theat0mm April 17, 2020

Dirty Alex

The act of masturbating on the toilet whilst taking a shit. Usually performed in a dirty pub cubicle.

"Dude, I saw this gorgeous chick in the bar last night, she was so hot that I had to go to the toilet for a Dirty Alex immediately!"

by Filthy Ben August 15, 2022