dirt squirrel

a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.

Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.

"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."

or

"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."

dirt squirrel by New Country Mornings May 21, 2016

Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel 

A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.

"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"

Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel by Sly.Farron June 22, 2021

dirt squirrel

Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.

"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."

dirt squirrel by amac March 31, 2005

Dirt Squirrel

Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.

Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!

Dirt Squirrel by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

Dirt squirrel

A slang term for a fucking slut.

"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sandwhich."

Dirt squirrel by Dylan Rose July 17, 2006

Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.

"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."

Dirt Squirrel by frailninja March 16, 2016

Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.

"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"

Dirt Squirrel by Csmax August 13, 2019