Dipalipalitus

A fake disease or sickness contracted by children when they have to do things that they don’t want to do. It usually is contracted prior to school or just before going to visit relatives. There is no known cure other then parental pushing or deal making.

Son: Dad, I dont think I can go to school today. My stomach is realy upset and I have a headache and I think my pancreas is about to explode.

Dad: Get your but to school you just have Dipalipalitus.

by Darth Dad November 28, 2012

Diprip

1. When used as an abbreviation, D.I.P.R.I.P. stands for:
"Die in Pieces Rest in Peace" a Half Life 2 vehicular combat mod.

2. When used as a verb, it means to flatulate while engaging in vaginal or anal sex. When used in the proper context; to flatulate during intercourse in a downward motion.

1."I downloaded D.I.P.R.I.P. this weekend and enjoyed, it's an all around good mod."

2."My ex dumped me when I made a request to diprip."

by Kenbob March 14, 2008

DILLIP

DUMBASS DICKHEAD WHO EATS HIS SHIT WHILE ON THE TOILET SUCKING HIS DICK

YOU ARE SUCK A DILLIP

by QUACKARD October 18, 2018

diptip

A Blowjob that involves the giver providing oral stimulation with chewing tobacco in their mouth

I’ll tell you., last night she was giving me the ‘ole diptip and that chaw was sloshing around so much I didn’t need a cig the rest of the night!

by Thectfoster October 5, 2023

diptip

A Blowjob that involves the giver providing oral stimulation with chewing tobacco in their mouth

I’ll tel you, last night she was giving me the ‘ol diptip and that chaw was sloshing around so much I didn’t need a cig the rest of the night!

by Thectfoster October 6, 2023

dislipsia

the tendency to reverse or invert the spoken language

you've got that ACK-BASSWARDS.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

diplict

to put someone down as in to degrade someones character

yo man why you got to diplict me

by b33g33z33 March 28, 2011