Dick Dip

The accidental dipping of one's dick in the toilet water, either as a result of an erection, a shallow toilet bowl, or an abnormally long penis.

"Aw man, I just went to take a leak with a semi and did a total dick dip."

by Jeff_jr February 1, 2014

Dick dip

immerse dick inside any substance or hole, seeking explicitly for sexual pleasure.

"-Where's Jon?
-Dick dipping her gf."

by Martín F. January 16, 2009

Dusty dick dip

When you put your cock into a car exhaust, then pull out your schlong, then a girl sucks of the dust and soot

I want Kendall Jenner to give me a dusty dick dip.

by GrandmasChesticles February 7, 2020

dick dip

penis you put paint in

hey do a dick dip
ok

by yeethead November 2, 2020

Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 10, 2023