donkified

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

dinkified

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus

Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?

by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009

Dickified

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.

That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...

by Hootie79 January 10, 2021

Dinkies

A gay slur for people who are gay or bang the same gender as them

There a couple of dinkies

by Blaise's mom June 18, 2021

dinkinesh

A super cool guy who is fun to be around.

blonde hair, blue eyes, fat assed. Typically has the best friends around. Likes choo choo trains and probably has a dog

Wow, that dinkinesh over there is fine as hell!

by simoaner September 25, 2023

thin dinkies

thin dinkies is commonly used as a name for a group chat.
there are usually three people in the chat and they never use it.

the first day of having it they text for around the whole day, before they stop using it immediately.

it can also be used as a soft insult. you can say your friend has a thin dinkie, and they will immediate cry

"oh boy, my thin dinkies are so old now, we haven't used them since 2016"
"oh my god, same!"

by thindinkinator February 20, 2018

jinkies my dinkies

A phrase used by Squiddo. Synonym of "ruffles my feathers."

Squiddo: Sometimes I see, like, players and stuff in the distance and it... It really jinkies my dinkies.

by ChaotiaX March 26, 2022