Dinker

(noun) A penis that is smaller than 2".

My friend has a dinker.
Your mom likes dinkers.
My penis is a dinker times 5.

by CashMoney1014 May 11, 2009

Dinker

A childish way to say penis.

Why is my dinker getting stiff, mommy?

by KidOK August 19, 2013

Dinker

Small fish

“Wow nice dinker Brad”

by UrDick-tionary September 26, 2018

DINKER

Dual Income No Kids Early Retirees

I'm jealous at those couples; they are both dinkers! Having dual income and no kids can really make people become financially independent faster!

by Rhodnius January 16, 2018

dinker

The word that my grandma would refer to my penis as, when i was a little kid.

G-Ma: "Don't forget to wash your dinker"
Me: "ok"

by soap-operas are gay May 31, 2006

dinker

A small fish when fishing for a large fish.

Man, I fished all night for the mondo bass, but only caught a bunch of goddamn dinkers.

by King lakufta April 30, 2019

Dinkers

Any type of underwear- excluding bras- to include briefs, boxer-briefs, boxers, panties, thongs, granny panties, bikinis, g-strings, and boyshorts.


Sometimes said with an Australian accent. See below.

On most days I choose not to wear dinkers, I prefer to go commando.


Your pants fell down and I can see ya dinkas!

by TonyaGG January 02, 2009