Dickbeater

Somebody's hands

Gets your dickbeater away from my French fries.

by Billy bigballz September 19, 2018

dickbeater

a worthless, douche that has nothing better to do with his time but sit around and beat his dick. An ass wipe that fucks girls over and feels like they are better than every one.

"That guy is a fucking dickbeater"

by LinRae April 14, 2010

Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

dickbeater

Someone who faps too much.

"Joe is a dickbeater, no wonder his drain is clogged!"

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Dickeaters

Name for the fortnite player that sits on the edge of the circle waiting for players to come out the storm

I'm at 25 HP time to come out the storm and use this medkit. "Dies 5 seconds later." *throws controller god damn them niggas had a 5 story 1 by 1 base waiting for people to come out the storm. Fucking Dickeaters.

by Zohle May 10, 2018

dickbeaters

A chicks hands or some cases a queers

she uses her dickbeaters to jerk off her boyfriend.
put up your dickbeaters

by jokers1234 July 9, 2010

dickbeaters

the art of putting a better grip on a tool/wrench to tighten or loosen a bolt, cap, or nut.

I hand to use my dickbeaters to get that cap off that jar

by Roox December 1, 2011