dingle berries

Shit that is caught on ones anal pubic hair. May be moist or rock hard and has to be removed through tidious picking.

person #1...I pooped my pants!
person #2...Oh no, if you dont clean that poop out you will have alot of DINGLE BERRIES

by Theo M. January 25, 2006

dingle berries

gradual biuld-up of fecal matter that viciously clings to the anal hairs often the reason for itchy assholes

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

dingle berries

Little berry shaped objects of unkown origin that cling to the hair of stoutbitches ass and are mistaken for the "G" spot by gaybe.

gaybe worked the dingle berries ferociously, BUTT only ended up with stink finger.

by gaybe May 14, 2003

dingle berries

dried up shit that turn into little balls and get intwined into the hair in your ass

that nasty muthafucka got dingle berries fallin out his ass at da club, but he a gangsta.

by grand papi February 13, 2007

dingle berries

When a collection of toilet paper and shit build up on your arse hairs to form 'dingle berries'.

Sean likes eating dingle berries after a week without showering.

by billy February 14, 2004

dingle berries

From the Latin, dinglus berripimatae, hanging from butt-eye

Hardened, dried coagulation of poo-poo and/or other human excretion which forms on the fur surrounding the opening of the anal cavity.

Sorry I'm late. I called in someone to extract my dingle berries this morning, and it took longer than expected.

by Chaz Mataz February 26, 2004

dingle berries

little pooplets that hang from the ass hairs; they also go nicely in cobbler.

"dang, i got some nasty dingle berries in my crack... mmmm, this cobbler is delicous. what kind is it?"

by herpe October 8, 2003