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Dinglesaurus Rex

A large T-Rex of nightmares that chases after you, screaming random words like 'Dingles!' or 'Bungus!'

See also: Cockaraptor
Man 1: "Dude, I had this crazy dream i was being chased by a Dinglesaurus Rex"
Man 2: "Shut the hell up Steve, You're a cunt."
by PatH93 December 10, 2011
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Dingleschmaltz

The mixed emotions of anxiety, melancholy, and excitement brought on by the holiday season.
I feel all dingleschmaltz when I see the Hallmark commercials on tv.
by YargMeHearties November 5, 2014
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dinglecracka

A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.
*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*

During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.

Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.

Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.

Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?
by VibratingNut June 20, 2017
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dinglesauce

when someone wants to shove a finger up your ass with sauce on it
hey sir would you like to dinglesauce me;)
by dinglesauce June 16, 2020
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Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.
Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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danglesac

The condition that occurs when a man's nut bag dangles out from the bottom of his shorts.
Tell Ramon to put some underpants on, he's got a horrible case of danglesac!
by madt December 14, 2006
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dingleschmitzen

You dingleschmitzen
by Gaby baby November 13, 2019
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