dinglehoffer

Is an individual dressed for cold weather in tacky Christmas type and/or snowflake adorned winter apparel. Typical items in this fashion include knit hat with dingle ball on top, sweaters and coats with snowflake, snow, or other winter weather patterns, and sometimes pants consisting of snowmen themed ridiculousness. (If a Christmas tree is depicted in the clothing, and/or the clothing actually illuminates with small lights, plays a holiday tune, etc., see "Jinglehoser" instead, though these words are closely related.)

The pattern on that dinglehoffer's sweater is making my eyes hurt!

by Badger creater of Badgerisms November 21, 2013

Dinglemuffin

N.

An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.

Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.

adj. -dinglemuffinish

Person 1: "I love masculine men!"

Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."

Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.

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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"

Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."

20 min. later

Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"

by carogray13 November 30, 2009

dinglepuffer

Those who can make you bust up with one glance. They are commonly spotted in groups of two. They are very very VERY rare. Good luck finding these unique creatures. But if you are lucky enough to interact with one, you will be enchanted by their magical beauty, but won't understand their craziness. Yet once you meet them, once you get past their oddness, You will never ever forget them. :)

"I feel the urge to dance with that dinglepuffer."

"Human's suck, I want to be a dinglepuffer."

by a nut February 4, 2010

DinglePuffs

A group of dingle berries...... plus milk

Moose asked if I could make him a bowl of dinglepuffs.

by Moosedong January 30, 2019

dinglepus

Someone who does a stupid action without thinking and gets called out for it. It is also something people say specifically at DORR.

Synonyms include dingledick.

“Hey did you hear about what Tommy did?”
“Yeah I did. He’s such a Dinglepus!”

by SaveTheOkapi December 6, 2017

dinglewaffle

When your pissed off at uno and your mad that someone is being stupid so you need an insult

Your such a dinglewaffle Justin

by Demonfairy and Hyphen August 15, 2018

Dinglehoff

A person who is quite retarded but sly enough to be considered dangerous to any situation.

Identifying Traits - a love for German feathered hats or scullys when accompanied with a lame worded t-shirt. Repeats the same 3 stories in rotation whenever drinking, still has U2 CDs in a carrying case in 90's Mitsubishi eclipse. Very obnoxious laugh. Expert Cockblocker

Shep

I was going to tell hot Margaret at the office about my fondness of British sitcoms, but I knew that Dinglehoff in the next cubicle would rat me out.

The bar was full of Dinglehoffs tonight, so I just went home and jerked it instead.

by Dingybong June 29, 2024