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Dingalingum

a guy with a fairly small dick.
a dick a little on the smallish
dude, i feel bad for that dingalingum
by Kusal De Silva November 9, 2007
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dingaling

A term for penis, commonly used by people uncomfortable using the term penis.
Can I touch your dingaling?
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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dingflong

When someone does something ridiculous, asked a question or said something that is just completely off the wall,and stupid.
Why did you do that you dingflong?
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard ya dingflong.
by DudemanTJ October 20, 2015
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dingalingus

Oral pleasuring of a male sexual organ. Synonym for fellatio.
Nancy, I would like for you to perform dingalingus on me. Please, no teeth.
by Asmodeus September 12, 2004
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DongAlong

Yo man she wanted the dongalong baddd
by SickleCell January 6, 2004
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Quindarious Dinglenut

A male consisting of goofy proportions; they usually make loud, obnoxious and unnecessary sounds, though sometimes they're funny. They pull a massive mount of bitches, unlike you. They know many odd facts and are pretty school smart, though they aren't very good at socializing with others. You could also describe a person with tourettes as a, "Quindarious Dinglenut"; seeing as they often make goofy sounds. When describing a female as a Quindarious Dinglenut, you would call them a, Quingadingaling Dingolorgs; though I bet that the only women you will ever find is on Fortnite, and even then, they are a 500 pound black man in a white van with too much candy to count. You can find a Quindarious Dinglenut in a middle school, though they are more commonly found in High schools and colleges. When two Quindarious Dinglenut's encounter one another, they usually have a battle of the Quind's. Where they lay on their stomache's, pull out their pocket knife's, and try to shank the other; the winner is the Quindarious Dinglenut that isn't bleeding on the floor. They usually make very rude and derogatory jokes, though they don't ever mean it, genuinely. Many people hate them, and even though they have a lovable exterior, they are usually dying on the inside.
There is no context; stop readeing this and go get some bitches, this is why your dad left. You Quindarious Dinglenut.
by SugomaBofaDeez November 15, 2022
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dingaling

Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblence to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries
Instead of a sentence i will post the lyrics to a song.

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
by Tae Lee January 20, 2004
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