Downward Dingdong

The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.

"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

Dingdong and Marian

The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.

DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.

by donandmarie December 10, 2009

DIngdong 69420

When you suck dick while getting your asshole licked while smoking weed

Person 1: Why are you so tired
Person 2: (sigh) I did DIngdong 69420 last night

Person 1: Wow...

by xXx_Hot-boi-42069_xXx December 12, 2018

dingdong

A PENIS, usually quite tiny.

His dingdong was tiny, it made me giggle.

by Tjonez(nexopia) May 27, 2005

dingdong

its what you call a person when they have done something stupid

sarah :" hey look a dead bird"
louise: looks up "where"
sarah: " no u dingdong"

by c_a_s_s_y September 11, 2007

Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

DingDongDumbass

A little bitch ass thats super cute tho and man i love him

"Man i love DingDongDumbass."

by Ridetheporkipump September 18, 2019