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Dimmu Borgir

Possibly the worst band in the history of music, and I use the term "band" loosely here, because its not so much a band as it is a bunch of dirty dumbasses screeching about TORMENTING A CHRISTIAN SOUL while chaining eachother up with leashes and fucking eachother in the asshole. Their music is horrible and is mainly there just because you have to play music to be a band, their main priority is worshipping "Satan" and creating a bunch of worthless Demon Butt acolytes that wear black and think its cool to set fire to goats. Definetley a no-listener.
"Holy shit? What is this noise, a baby being beaten with a jackal?"

"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"

"I hate you!" *punch*
by Kevin the almighty March 24, 2005
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Dimmu Borgir

A shitty black metal band fron Norway. After hearing them, I wanted to repeatedly shoot myself in the face, just after gouging my eyes out and eating a tin can. There was no way they deserved a spot at Ozzfest 2004, but somehow they got there. They have one of the worst screamers I have ever heard. They blew dick at Ozzfest, and now I have no respect for black metal.
Me: After just hearing Dimmu Borgir, I want to go vomit. I'm going to the bathroom.
by GI Jew November 19, 2004
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dimmu borgir

Pronounced "dim-moo bore-gear", the Dimmuborgir is a large area of unusually shaped lava fields east of Lake Mývatn, on Iceland. The Dimmuborgir area is composed of various caves and rock formations. It would seem that this has been formed from a lava-lake, out of which molten lava flowed and left behind strange formations. The most famous cave being Kirkjan - the Church - high with a large gothic style vault. Dimmu=foggy/dark, Borgir=castle/fortress.
by F'ing Kangaroos March 12, 2004
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dimmu borgir

An excellent Black Metal band from Norway that puts on amazing concerts. According to some people, they are no longer a "true" black metal band in the sense of Emperor, Burzum, or Immortal (see earlier post.) Symphonic Black Metal is actually a better description. Their drummer (Nick Barker) recenlty left for unknown reasons.
Dimmu Borgir is named after a volcanic formation in Iceland.
by Rotorhead April 11, 2004
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dimmu borgir

Norwegian Black Metal band.

The name is of Icelandic origin and in English it means something like "The black castle" or "The dark fortress¨.
¨Brynjard Tristan is half Icelandic and he had been telling us about the legends and myths and facts as well about the name of the place. He thought it would suit our music pretty well.¨
(Quote frome an interview with DB)
by Crumbler October 4, 2003
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dimmu borgir

Holy shit! I saw Dimmu Borgir last night and I now have 2 assholes!
by Captain Finneus December 14, 2003
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dimmu borgir

Dimmu Borgir is a norwegian symphonic black metal band who have quickly gained popularity over the years.

Also refer to dummy burger
Pronounced Dummy Burger or Dih-moo-bore-gear
by Shadow0fDeath June 30, 2004
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