Dildie

A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.

Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.

by Kailzy December 15, 2008

Dildis

Someone who is such a Dildo that they've actually evolved into something more, a Dildis.

1: "Hey, did you see that kid throw up all over that girl after he did a beer bong?"

2: "Yeah, I bet you he feels like a real Dildis"

by Iceberg Simpson October 9, 2014

Dildie Butt

The act on inserting a 16 inch black dildo into your anus

After having a few drinks Alycia told me that she loved to dildie butt

by CaptainDil April 30, 2009

A shame of dildi

A collection of several dildos, often times of varied shapes, styles. Some choose to keep their shame of dildi in a secret location, while others proudly display them in a more public setting - like a bathroom shelf.

Frank was quite embarrassed when his mother found a shame of dildi in his closet.

by Im2shy October 1, 2011