Dildard

A combination of "Dildo" and "Retard"

"I can't believe how drunk Phil was last night, he was acting like a total dildard" also "Billy shit his pants again last night, he is dildarded.

by TheHalfBlazedOne June 18, 2011

Dildated

results after using a dildo you become 'dildated'

man: you comin out tonight?
women: na im totaly dildated

by kye.who.wat.does.drugs October 28, 2007

Dildale

A Dildale is considered to be the most pleasurable mass of love making to enter the female orifices.

"Wow, she's walking funny."
"She must have had a Dildale!"

by DangerMass January 21, 2014

Dildartiste

An artist whose medium is dildos.

Wow! Check out that carved bone totem dildo! Whoever made that is a real dildartiste.

by dustsceawung September 26, 2014

dildar

Dildar is a human with a big shlong. Will take your female if you have one. Straight forward person not someone to be fucked with. His Best Friends name is Rojhat and you do not want to fuck with him.

U acting like dildar stopppppp.

by Johnson alvaro May 17, 2022

dildren

Children that are acting like dildos.

Did you meet the Smiths? Their kids are serious dildren.

by sneakybasterd April 19, 2014

dildarian

When one wants to refer to a big ol' dildo discretely.

Did dildarian tell you what he told me?

by El Charleton December 15, 2017