auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

Can I have your digits?

A question used to request for one's phone number.

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"

Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")

by Elmer April 7, 2005

digisonde

A sounding device used by the USAF and USN to bounce communication off of the atmosphere and intercept your ooey-gui

How did you know Britni was humping Deshawn? Oh.. I used the digisonde.

by k0nflict June 4, 2009

Circle of Digression

Imaginary circle one steps or moves into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.

They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. This was made all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a tish (titch, skosh, trifle) and announcing that he was now inside the Circle of Digression.

by mcveym+mitchellc May 2, 2011

Digressting

An interesting, engaging way of deviating or wandering away from the main topic or purpose when debating; departing from the principal line of argument, plot, study, etc. in order to confuse the opponent and utilise the confusion by declaring victory after the opponent confesses they do not follow. When an argument in itself is a digression and possibly nonfactual or entirely false, yet holds the attention or curiosity of the observer.

Coined by a Finnish man, who wished to remain anonymous.

His argument was, in the end, merely digressting.

by the_haywire March 20, 2009

digits on the d floor

The art of managing to finger a girls vagina on the dance floor

Steve: Man, i got some sweet digits on the d floor
John: Fuck yea man, thats awsome

by your_name_oi August 6, 2007

DixieSticks

Peopel that support the famous tiktoker dixie damelio.

DixieSticks are so kind and underrated
They always say "spread positivity not hate"

by 7Ringsmulti October 27, 2020