Teenage Disaster

Best spider gang member with the biggest meatiest biceps of the group

Person 1: I wonder what teenage disaster is doing rn
Person 2: he's probably lifting cars and seeing how far he can throw them

by czechyourpockets February 10, 2021

Alabaster Disaster

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination

“God my life is just a cluster fuck, I’m a total disaster gay”

by Queen Breezy September 15, 2018

Happy Disaster

A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.

I was at my buddys house for some mexican food after I ate I left him with a Happy Disaster.

by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010

beautiful disaster

A girl who is very beautiful on the outside but on the inside is a tangled mess

You make me a beautiful disaster

by XlovethelifeyouliveX February 14, 2010

disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.

I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'

by snager August 10, 2018

disasterrific

Used by Rikku in Final Fantasy X2. Brother doesn't think it's proper, but Yuna picks it up anyway. Describes a really tense or bad situation.

Brother: "How are things going down there?"
Rikku: "Disasteriffic!"

by melicia April 10, 2004