dickmaze

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

Dickmatized

When a woman gets dick so good that she suffers a variety of symptoms ranging from letting things she normally wouldn't "slide" or him to get away with lies and other devious behavior. Extreme cases include believing his lies, giving him access to her home, car and cash, and making excuses for his obvious bad behavior.

Samantha ass was so dickmatized she let Chris drive her car AND have her whole tax return because he said he could "flip" it .

by Jaded88 February 11, 2018

dickmatize

To mesmerize or enchant a woman with you sexual prowess.

She's been calling me everyday sicnce we hooked up, she's so dickmatize.

by bob_deep November 15, 2009

Dickmatized

Hypnotized by a good dick :D. And you can’t think straight because the dick is so good! Dickmatized!

You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.

by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018

Dinomania

The sudden urge to dance

"While in the mall with my friends, I walked past the music store and got dinomania"

by Ms. Monroe March 12, 2010

Dickmann

Is a complete and total idiot that no one likes and will become a pedo

Look at that dickmann over there, what a pedo

by Legend10112 October 28, 2011

dickmania

"a situation involving a large amount of male appendages"

It was dickmania in the boy's locker room during showertime.

The gay orgy was dickmania.

by bitchincocksuckerwaitwhat January 1, 2010