Dicktarded

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

by zac archer April 18, 2010

dick-turd

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

by non dick-turd May 17, 2006

Dickture

A picture of your dick!

Dick-pics are so 2000s, I take dicktures!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

Dicktures

Dick pictures

Send me dicktures

by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014

dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

dickture

A photographic image of one males pelvic region

"This guy sent me a Dickture so i sent him one back."

by halfbloodhunk July 28, 2014