dickton

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

by robopath January 10, 2009

Urpun Dicktionary

The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.

Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.

by Christopholis February 8, 2008

Urban Dicktionary

Urban dicktionary is when urban dictionary is simply a dick and won't add certain words

1: Oh I tried to add a word on urban dictionary
2: did it work
1: no
2: so u mean urban DICKTIONARY

by Random Words Blah Blah August 3, 2020

dicktroit

Another name for the shittiest city in the United States. It has the worst people living in it and sky high taxes.

Man 1: Shit, I have to go to Dicktroit this sucks!
Man 2: You mean Detroit.
Man 1: Shut up Ron.

by Big Goody June 14, 2020

Urban dicktionary

When the people that "approve" the definitions of Urbandictionary.com don't approve your clever submissions.

I wrote a common slang that is used in my area and the urban dicktionary didn't approve it.

by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008

Urban Dicktioner

A person who creates words and adds them to the Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of insulting people they know.

Ewan called me a snozztozzle - he's just a hairy fucking Urban Dicktioner.

by An immature, greatly vain, arrogant sarcastic monkey resembling twat bag September 20, 2004

urban dicktionary

Urban dicktionary with a penis on it. Putting a k in urbandictionary. Perhaps the funniest play on words ever!

When you spell urbandictionary U R B A N D I C K T I O N A R Y it looks like urbanpenisary. I looked up urban dicktionary in urbandictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017