Dicklarious

When one is performing a dickish move to someone else and it's absolutely hilarious, but cruel

" Yo is that an I phone 4? Let me check that out " *drop on floor*
" not anymore "
" lol dood that's dicklarious "

by J3rs3yd3vil September 11, 2011

Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.

Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation

by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006

dicktatorship

The government of Soda Springs High School. A form of the word dictatorship except the dictator is a complete dick.

Taylor was running a dicktatorship and was beginning to piss everyone off.

by Barshizzle December 8, 2007

dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)

He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious

by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019

Dickticious

V: The act of lying about ones penile size.

Dan: Bro, my schlong is like 19"

Ron: You are definitely being dickticious right now.

Dan: *cries*

by Mattian Wurdz, Ph.D November 28, 2009

dicktatorship

i word use by some one in power to let you know that your not gunna get your way

testa:::this is not a democracy this is a dicktatorship im the dick and your the tators
lineman:::AWWWW!!

by guice August 26, 2007