dickstapating

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting

This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm

by Maknoni January 24, 2018

Dickstipation

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.

You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.

by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

dicktop

To paint a penis on the roof of abuilding in the hope a google maps plane or similar will see it and or photograph it. Originated from cNet's podcast the 404.

LOL! I dicktoped my house and now its on google earth

by graymalkin May 7, 2009

dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface

"F*** you, dickstock!"

by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008

dickstomp

where somebody's penis gets stepped on.

my friend got dickstomped the other day and he is still crying... like a little bitch.

by Stompy McDick May 3, 2008

Dicktopia

Land of magical wang in which genitalia possesses the taste of wonderment.

This Land boarders the South of Clitopia and the East of Nippleodeon.

This country has experienced several decades of civil war with Balldemonsland to the North and Anusiville in the DEEP south, the cause of which is unknown.

In Dicktopia the unicorn tastes and experiences the delightment of the dolphin's man nectare exhilaration of the taste buds is experienced by all who witness this feat

by Arch Bishop of Dicktopia February 20, 2011

Dickstorm

The sudden appearance of a large quantity of dicks.

I was on chat roulette last night and kept getting connected to men jerking off. Man, it was a real Dickstorm.

by BigFudge5682 July 23, 2012