Noun. Someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic - So much so that they deserve to have the head of their penis slammed in a sliding glass door. Often used in reference to one's superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.
1. Bob is such an arrogant bastard. I can't believe that dickslam is my supervisor.
2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!
2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!
by JuhCoby April 17, 2008
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When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye
by big titty bitch January 22, 2005
Get the Dickslap mug.When a woman has been fucked hard by a big dick and feels the effects the next day. I.e bruised cervix
by Alphadick October 26, 2017
Get the dicksabled mug.The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.
Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.
by ms m September 29, 2004
Get the dickslap mug.To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
by nokiddinghuh May 7, 2007
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