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dickshit

Shit left on the tip of your dick after pulling out of a girl's ass.
"..yeah, I heard he pulled out and wiped the dickshit on her blanket."
"Good for him."
by Notcam March 13, 2003
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When an event occurs where you suffer from the precise balance of grief or pain that both properly calls for calling something (or someone) a dick and reacting with the word shit, a dickshit moment occurs due to an uncontrollable reaction that happens faster than your mind can decipher the most appropriate word to use in said event.
"Argh, you... dickshit!" Or when in such high shock you may only simply get out "Dickshit!"
by SillyTurtle August 23, 2016
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When every single other orifice can not excrete faeces except for the dick hole and it forcibly comes out at any time, place or situation.
"Johnny couldn't take a dump, he ended up doing a dickshit"
by drtrumpsalot November 15, 2016
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"Dickshit flew everywhere after fucking that bitch for 5 min"
by onomono July 19, 2003
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dickshit is very yummy and sexy
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Dickshit

A secretion coming from a man's penis which is clumpy, brown, and usually very dry.
"Fuck, you just got your Dickshit down my leg."
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
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Dickshit- a person that butt fucks people over in the worst possible ways,thinking they are doing so without being detected. You can smell a dickshit from a mile away because they still have the last victims shit on their dick.
Don't talk to Dave he's a dickshit.
by Pastvictimofdickshit July 17, 2016
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