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Dickmatized

When your behavior suddenly shifts from normal, sane or rational to batshit crazy once you get hit with some good dick....
Resulting charges range from criminal mischief to homicide..
He dickmatized her into not caring that he was a 37 year old “semi-pro” gamer owing back child support still living at home with his mommy.
by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 14, 2019
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Dickmatized

When a woman gets dick so good that she suffers a variety of symptoms ranging from letting things she normally wouldn't "slide" or him to get away with lies and other devious behavior. Extreme cases include believing his lies, giving him access to her home, car and cash, and making excuses for his obvious bad behavior.
Samantha ass was so dickmatized she let Chris drive her car AND have her whole tax return because he said he could "flip" it .
by Jaded88 February 11, 2018
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dickmatize

To mesmerize or enchant a woman with you sexual prowess.
She's been calling me everyday sicnce we hooked up, she's so dickmatize.
by bob_deep November 15, 2009
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dickoration

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.
"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."
by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014
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Dickmatized

Hypnotized by a good dick :D. And you can’t think straight because the dick is so good! Dickmatized!
You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.
by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018
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When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
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dickeatin

1. One who copies another.
2. Someone who drawls upon another. A person who is drawlin.
3. One (or more) who are hype about a certain situation pretaining to you or others.
1. Yo, I just copped dem new Jordans.
-Yo, me too.
-Man, you dickeatin!

2. Why that nigga dickeatin!?

3. Oh My God, there go Jay-Z!
-Yo, stop dickeatin, yo.

3a.Yo them bitches is dickeatin...they all on me!
by Tim Leezy September 23, 2008
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