self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion

Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.

by bpipic April 8, 2010

dicknotized

A woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he sexes her she can become dicknotized, hypnotized by the dick.

Steve told his dog Richard, "Yo man, I got her dicknotized. Seriously, she's calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check."

by filmzillz November 22, 2009

dickboss

A supervisor, boss or otherwise co-worker that is generally disliked because of their exercising authority.

Dude, the senior software developer actually made us do some work. What a dickboss.

by themachomanrandysavage June 28, 2010

Dicknotized

When a person gets hypnotized from really good dick and will do anything the bearer of the dick orders.

Due mainly to the delivery of great dick she expirienced a temporary daze and love like emotions, she was Dicknotized

by sundamaged May 9, 2017

college diagnosis

A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.

Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:

Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.

Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.

"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."

"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"

by CaelCryos1 March 2, 2009

dicknotized

When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.

Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.

by Kimberly Ayers Warren January 28, 2008

dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

by margot March 20, 2003