dicknailed

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.

"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."

by MMAfandom October 3, 2012

Dicknotized

When a person gets hypnotized from really good dick and will do anything the bearer of the dick orders.

Due mainly to the delivery of great dick she expirienced a temporary daze and love like emotions, she was Dicknotized

by sundamaged May 9, 2017

dicknotized

When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.

Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.

by Kimberly Ayers Warren January 28, 2008

dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

by margot March 20, 2003

dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.

1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.

by Simon January 26, 2003

dicknotize

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.

1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.

by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005

Dicktised

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.

"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"

by twinkle k March 14, 2009