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Dickmile

1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.

2) n. A long fucking way.

3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.

4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.

Note:

1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.

2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.
I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.

It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.

Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.

I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.

Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.
by jwbaldy November 11, 2010
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Decmobile

A Light Blue Peugeot 206 driven by the legendary Dec.
It's the decmobile! Look out!
by Random Dude January 27, 2005
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dickmotized

When a woman puts more value in what a man has to say or his opinion on an issue,than any woman.

Girlfriends,sisters and mothers included.
For years I told my girlfriend she needed to spend more time with her kids,but it didn't register until her newest man said the same thing.

Girl,he told me I need to spend more time with my kids.He's sure a good man isn't he?

Flatline__________

"You dickmotized Girlie,I've been telling you the same thing for years.
Guess if I want you to listen I'll grown a penis!
by RastaMermaid1 May 14, 2011
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DickDobbler

Someone who's a hoe always wanting dick.
1. Kim kardashian is such a dickdobbler wtf!!!
2. Enough Jojo stop dobbling my dick
by woahhbroo March 28, 2016
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Dikemobile

Subarus! Lesbians love them! As motor vehicles, of course!
Hey, look at Wanda and Rhonda in their new dikemobile. Think they're going to Home Depot to get some parts.
by yulia9 January 11, 2008
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dipmobile

an extremely fast vehicle, usually a high end luxury/sports/race car, usually used for getting away from the holice ie: ferarri,lamborghini,bugatti,KOENIGSEGG, maserati, aston martin, saleen, mclaren, ect.
when me and my homie saw lights in the rearview, i kicked the dipmobile into 3rd gear and got the fuck out of his sight...and the pig never saw us again...
by SneakyThaJuggla November 6, 2008
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Dickwobble

To walk.
If "chinwag" means talking, then "dickwobble" means walking.
by HELPMEIMDYING June 1, 2011
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