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dickesteem

how a guy feels about his penis size, or lack there of.
last night i used every cliche in the book to bring up Dilan's dickesteem and he still didn't feel adequate after seeing the magnum wrapper behind my bed...
by manny_bee October 21, 2010
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Designated Dickfest

A Designated Dickfest is a location where there is always a poor ratio of guys to girls, (guys overpowering girls), and no matter how many parties are thrown there, it will never change
yo ive been going to JuJu's all week and its the same fucking bull shit, one bitch blowing everyone and no hot bitches, i declare it a Designated Dickfest
by Scoooooter August 23, 2008
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dicklestick

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!
by LBo979 November 3, 2010
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dickiest

I've dated some of the dickiest guys
by Harshgirl May 14, 2018
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Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.
After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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DickDestroyDecember

Following "No Nut November" a time where the ability to nut is no longer a sin. During Dick Destroy December you may beat your meat until it is destroyed.
After a long month of No Nut November Timmy was excited for Dick Destroy December

DickDestroyDecember- A great period of time following no nut november
by Jimmy Crack Corn.net November 14, 2017
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Dicknest

A dick nest is an area that a man creates before sitting down with pleated or none pleated pants simply by pulling both areas to the left and the right of sack area before sitting down. This helps the mans dick and balls have nice air-flow.
“Jeff, we are going to Easter at my parents house this year, please do not sit in that lazy boy with your dicknest out like you did last year

“Yooo man those pants are the kind where you gotta make yourself a dicknest before sittin down or you’ll crush a ball”
by PaddyEvans May 31, 2018
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