Erectile Disfunction

the inabilaty to sport wood

old poeple have erectile disfunction

by Big_T October 15, 2003

erectile disfunction

Chronic Wangular Softitude
Old Man's Penis

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra

by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003

erectile disfunction

A condition causing the penis to be un-capable of becoming erect.

Limp dick, floppy wood, Amber.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

Erectile Disfunction

the worst thing known to man!

dude i fucking hate erectile dysfunction

by dirty old man April 26, 2005

Dickfinition

The visible shape of the penis through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two.

I wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much dickfinition and it freaked me the fuck out.

by The Antichrome March 25, 2010

correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.

Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction

by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015

Skeetile Disfunction

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.

Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)

by Bluez March 9, 2008