dickweeder

Someone who gets dickweed stuck in their teeth

Declan is such a dickweeder

by Jaden the Best Minecraft playe January 27, 2021

Dickheadery

Behavior or incitement of behavior concise with being a dickhead.

In real dickheadery fashion, Al chucked a beehive over the fence at the neighbors party.

by BlasterBoat June 11, 2021

Chronic Dickpendency

A condition where in a female has chronic need for dick, symptoms of chronic dickpendency include, headache, cramps, loss of focus and attention

Meklit has be diagnosed with chronic dickpendency

by ዙላ May 31, 2021

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005

Avatar: the Last Dickbender

When you are having intercourse with a cancer patient and you place your penis across the middle of their bald scalp, from behind, and the cancer parient takes a selfie.

I saw that girl’s Snapchat story and she looked like Avatar: the Last Dickbender.

by Docta Soose April 11, 2019

dickbender

The maneuver in which a male or a hermaphrodite bends its penis to temporarily relieve pain associated with an otherwise unattended erection, much akin to the feeling of pushing on a bruise.

A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.

Carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree dickbender.

At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010