dicktrum

when your dick and scrotum are one

they all laughed at my dicktrum

by Andrew February 28, 2004

dickcombobulated

When ones brain is overwhelmed with the thoughts of dicks.

Every time I speak to Stephen he gets dickcombobulated and can't stop taking about dicks.

by Dsnizzle44 September 20, 2016

Dickdumb

The first five minutes after mind blowing sex a girl cannot answer any questions even her name.

"Oh My God! I don't know!! "
"Well you can't help it I got you dickdumb "

by wonderwoman2015 April 2, 2015

dicktumbleweed

When your dick gets flaky from dead skin and the dead skin starts falling off along with pubes and creates a ball of hair and dead skin.

Dave: Yo man i had the worst dicktumbleweed yesterday

Bob:I had one last week it flew into the breeze

by JessicaRAWR April 17, 2009

Dick Crumb

-crumbs that falll off of a dudes dick when being given head to.

-someone who sucks, a douchebag, mean etc.

i hate the bitch, she's being such a dick crumb

yo, i sucked up mad dick crumbs when i gave him head.

by Chazzz:) January 2, 2011

dickdumb

(of an intelligent person) unable to think with their brain more than their dick.

He may have a 4.0 average, but he is so dickdumb!

by fraggle_rawker March 27, 2015

dickcumbubble

It’s a solid dick cums a bubble and the female eats her own shit.

“The man exploded the dickcumbubble and she ate her poo”

by Fatebootate_ May 22, 2018