Dicknity

The amount of pride one takes in his/her dick.

He had so much dicknity he whipped it out in front of YOUR mom to show her how big it is!

by BraxtonPG December 25, 2010

dicknity

Noun, the dignity of your dick

"After sleeping with the 430 lb bearded woman, Jim lost his dicknity."

"I need to recover my dicknity after last night...she was a real tundra wookie. Now to bring the balance back, I have to bed a supermodel."

by Balizarde October 17, 2007

Dicknity

The standard you hold yourself to in terms of sleeping with women.

(At a party)

Your Friend: Dude, i just heard that chick on the couch is so easy. Should i go for it?

You: Bro, think about your Dicknity.

by Lazy Jay December 20, 2010

Dicknity

The level of class and standards one maintains when attempting to pick up girls.

I don't care if you were drunk. That girl totally hurts your dicknity.

by nickelfldn February 16, 2012

Dicktivity

Being “dick whooped,” obsessed with your significant other.

She is obsessed with her boyfriend, the dicktivity is real.

by Tivity February 9, 2022

Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025

Urban Dickfinitions

The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!

Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.

Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.

John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?

by soundslikebstome June 27, 2020