dicktaketion

When a secretary excels far beyond her job description and exhibits continued enthusiasm for sucking and fucking her boss.

I got a new secretary that's a true keeper. She keeps my life organized with her superior computer skills and helps take the edge off of me with her superior dicktaketion.

Joe to coworker: I wish I could put dick-take-tion on this monster job posting!

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

Dickcare

The act of taking care of a dick without it being sensual. Also knows as a dry handjob. The term originated in the Netherlands in 2022 in a very random online conversation. And here is where it lives on.

Person A: Is that massage with a happy ending*wink wink*?
Person B: Nah man, just professional dickcare.

by AladdinUndKel September 1, 2022