dick wolf

n.> one who purports to be "pro at life" through unsurprising coincidences, bodily explosions, and culinary child's play; generally, one who is overblown in his or her self-appraisal. Especially, one with these qualities who is unaware of the term that describes him or her. See both ass clown and tool.

"Gah, Devon talks about making chicken parm so much, John Pole, I hate it. He's such a dick wolf." Travus said.

"Did you hear that? I'm pro at life, " Devon said.
"You're a dick wolf," Jerry replied.
"A what?"

by Stan Fred Schooler December 10, 2008

Dick Wolf

A right wing gay guy who produces real hard-core master and slave themed crap for the right wing masses like Law & Order.

Did you see that Uncle Tom crap on TV last night? It must have been produced by a real Dick Wolf. It tried to say Meths labs aren't good business for children.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

Doing The Dick Wolf

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed at the same time. Performed for the intention of utilising the creative enhancement of weed and the focus enhancement of speed to engage productively in activities. Reference to the series Law and Order in which the executive producer is named Dick Wolf and his co-producer is named Speed Weed.

yeah, I heard you spent like 8 hours doing the dick wolf, how much art did you get done?

by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022

thick dick wolf

A gentlemen who is shy and timid, but has a dick that can bite. The bitches love their wild cock size. The most famous tdw is named Eric. His second in command is Colin and Danny

I love me some thick dick wolf!

by Gingiesinner April 14, 2014

Wolf Dick

What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call

"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.

by WOLFDICK January 17, 2009

Wolf Dick

A very large and particularly potent marijuana cigarette.

'We fittin' to hit that wolf dick and go ham up in this bitch!'

by m0nsterFL July 11, 2012