Person 1: So then we got in the car, and all of a sudden
Person 2: Dick Wolf
Person 1: Don't Dick Wolf my story!
Person 2: Sorry, but it's more exciting this way
Person 2: Dick Wolf
Person 1: Don't Dick Wolf my story!
Person 2: Sorry, but it's more exciting this way
by shirmmp May 27, 2010
by el bretto April 15, 2004
When you get terrible news, and just when you thought it couldn't get worse, something even worse happens referring to how Law and Order: SVU always seems to end with a scenario worse than what they started out on.
Person 1:"Jenna got sexually assaulted last night, luckily they caught the guy who did it. Turns out he has AIDs and she's probably pregnant, too."
Person 2: "Man, she really got Dick Wolfed there."
Person 2: "Man, she really got Dick Wolfed there."
by d00mie March 28, 2011
by bluesuninsomniac September 22, 2012
A cliffhanger. When you are left with your jaw dropped in awe. Named after the creator of Law & Order whose name appears at the abrupt end of (the) episode.
The homeless man claimed he gave me a banana, and just walked off. He's either trolling or I got Dick Wolfed.
by 2BBaber September 01, 2013
Example 1: Dude you see that chick over there shes a total dick wolf she will suck any one off.
Example 2: Shut the fuck up you dickwolf.
Example 2: Shut the fuck up you dickwolf.
by johnpwe October 08, 2007
n.> one who purports to be "pro at life" through unsurprising coincidences, bodily explosions, and culinary child's play; generally, one who is overblown in his or her self-appraisal. Especially, one with these qualities who is unaware of the term that describes him or her. See both ass clown and tool.
"Gah, Devon talks about making chicken parm so much, John Pole, I hate it. He's such a dick wolf." Travus said.
"Did you hear that? I'm pro at life, " Devon said.
"You're a dick wolf," Jerry replied.
"A what?"
"Did you hear that? I'm pro at life, " Devon said.
"You're a dick wolf," Jerry replied.
"A what?"
by Stan Fred Schooler December 13, 2006