Deckchaired

To be violently hit or struck with a deckchair.

"Here you! you're gettin deckchaired"
"I would have been alright if I didn't get deckchaired"
"Ahhhhhh Fackkkk...just got deckchaired"
"You wantin deckchaired?...well en"

by rfcjuni0r February 2, 2009

deckchair

A variant of the Missionary sexual position, wherein the woman's knees are drawn fully back, her ankles often resting on the man's shoulders. The couple resembles an open deck chair.

If a woman can work at attaining a figure supple enough to do a deckchair, she can be assured of some very satisfying sex.

by wiz tooth April 10, 2010

Dickchard

An incomplete transformation of the name "Richard" into its nickname form "Dick". Usually refers to a Richard that is not as alpha as other Richards. This beta variant frequently spends his time indulging in off-meta games (ie. Minecraft, Clash of Clans, Surviv.io), and additionally often posts images of his wins despite knowing the fact that it will surely inhibit his reproduction. The macho Richard part of him sometimes breaks through and urges him to participate in jockular activities, such as sports, however the submissive part of him hinders his ability to be any good.

Person 1: That new guy Richard on the vollyball team is ass.
Person 2: lol, he's high-key a Dickchard.

by BigPeewee June 17, 2018

Dickchair

What one surfer guy calls another guy after he gets burned by a girl on a wave. A signal to quit surfing for the rest of the day.

Hey dickchair, you should go in; you just got burned by a girl.

by Jessbunz June 8, 2011

dickchain

can be used in various situations:

- frustration - "oh dickchains!"
- as an insult - "you are SUCH a dickchain!"
- as a positive comment - "that is SO dickchain man"
- as a sex move - "my boyfriend and I dickchained last night ;)"
- to scold your child - "mommy is getting very angry, don't be a dickchain!"
- as a nickname for your father - "mommy can I have some money" "no sweetie, go ask dickchain."

hey Jasmine! (dickchain)

by fluppy June 4, 2015

rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia

An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic

Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg

by The smedders wrestler November 9, 2020

Dickhairtie

Another word for a condom

Babe did you put on a dickhairtie

by Lovemychewedgum December 7, 2019