Dick-Wolf

- verb (used with object)
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.

- noun

1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.

*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.

- verb
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."

- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."

by detectivemunch January 15, 2011

Dick-Wolf

(Canis Penes)--A decedent of the wolf genus, the Dick-Wolf is slightly larger in size than it's Northern American kin. Although armed with razor sharp teeth and claws, the Dick-Wolf is feared for it's massive elephant trunk like sch-long. The Dick-Wolf has a very muscular build from his very late night rumpus, and bears a predominately white coat with subtle hints of brown undercoat and obvious blood stained genital fur. What sets the Dick-Wolf apart from any other predator is his ability to not only grow his self esteem with each attack, but also his sch-long. Dick-Wolf's also are widely feared for their trip-wire low standards and will attack anything that walks, crawls, swims, slithers (anything with a heart beat and some random cases some without). The Dick-Wolf attacks it victims using stealthy maneuvers and creeps up from behind. It first subdues its victim and immediately begins viciously attacking from the backside. Leaving the victim incapacitated and helpless and in an immense amount of pain in the anal region. What set's the Dick-Wolf apart from any other mammal is that the Dick-Wolf does not feast off its victims it merely survives on pure sexual ecstasy and heavy metal. Know the Dick-Wolf, Fear the Dick-Wolf, and by all means pray to the metal gods that your not the next victim!

I was walkin' home from the store the other night and got anal assassinated by a fucking 'Dick-Wolf'!

Drivin home from work last night, fuckin 'Dick-Wolf' jumped out in front of me and tore the shit out of my car!

Me and my girls (fatties!) were leavin the bar and the god damn Dick-Wolf bumb-rushed us leaving our asses tore up!

by Brandomer April 15, 2011

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

Doing The Dick Wolf

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed at the same time. Performed for the intention of utilising the creative enhancement of weed and the focus enhancement of speed to engage productively in activities. Reference to the series Law and Order in which the executive producer is named Dick Wolf and his co-producer is named Speed Weed.

yeah, I heard you spent like 8 hours doing the dick wolf, how much art did you get done?

by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022

thick dick wolf

A gentlemen who is shy and timid, but has a dick that can bite. The bitches love their wild cock size. The most famous tdw is named Eric. His second in command is Colin and Danny

I love me some thick dick wolf!

by Gingiesinner April 14, 2014

Wolf Dick

What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call

"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.

by WOLFDICK January 17, 2009

Wolf Dick

A very large and particularly potent marijuana cigarette.

'We fittin' to hit that wolf dick and go ham up in this bitch!'

by m0nsterFL July 11, 2012