dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.

I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

Pussy Dick

When a man doesn't wash his dick after sex and it still smells of vagina.

Bob had sex with his girlfriend and then went straight to work. Later when her went to the bathroom he smelled he had Pussy dick.

by NxTgEnPwNz June 11, 2009

pussy-dicking

wasting time; fucking around

The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around. It's time to get in the bunker.

by RhinestoneTiger June 12, 2022

Pussy Dick

A pussy dick is an elaborate ruse in which a male dips his dick and balls into a can of tuna in order to make his genitalia more presentable to a potential lesbian partner.

Josh pulled a pussy dick last night. Went balls-deep in some Bumblebee Tuna and then balls-deep into some dyke.

by BigTrain1 April 4, 2017

Pussy Dick

An extremely hairy man crotch, often hiding the penis completely under the hair

"Did you see that new guy in the locker room? He has MAJOR Pussy Dick!"

by Silicon Quick May 1, 2008

pussy dick

a pussy and a dick combined. the slit of a pussy but a dick comes out the middle looking like a boner. The person that wields it can be a faggot or a lesbo and fuck a slit and a hole at the same time. And you can fuck yourself whenever you want to, but if your a dumb ass woman wielder than you might still think you should use a dildo but your fucking retarded and a bitchy waste of anyones time. God put you on this earth NOT I REPEAT DUMB BITCH NOT to be a cunt but fuck me on command.

pussy dick weilder

by a big dicked gage July 30, 2011

dick to pussy ratio

When your hanging out with a group of guys and girls theres only a certain few ratios you can have. so for example if theres 1 guy the most girls you can have is 2 because its doubled so if you have 2 guys the most girls you can have is 4.

Guy: hey can you hang this weekend
Girl: yea what about you and my 2 friends
Guy: nah the dick to pussy ratio is off

by SWAGGMONEY June 22, 2014