Dick Nose

A person whose absolute trash at everything they do. And has a micro-penis.

Dammnit Dan! You’re such a dick nose!

There goes dick nose Jeff again, jerking off all over the walls.

by RyanAwesome April 10, 2020

dick nose

kc

kc is a big dick nose

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

dick nose

The act of punching a man in the nose and kicking his penis at the same time.

Why you talking your shit... You better watch out before I dick nose you!

by man eater 254254 October 30, 2012

Dick-Nosed Freak

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.

That guy is such a dick-nosed freak

by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009

dick nose

someone who says 'cheers big ears' to their uncle.

Thanks for the beer Uncle Jim. Cheers big ears.
Same goes dick nose.

by Cpt. Ballbag November 04, 2006

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 18, 2009

dirty dick nose

Someone whose nose is constantly 2 inchex from someones dick.

That bitch is such a dirty dick nose her head is where her pussy is.

by DirtyWordKobra May 22, 2017