Dick Brain

When a girl with big curves walks by and you start thinking with your dick instead of your head.

John: look at that ass
Tyler: John why do you always have a dick brains hen you look at girls

by Herpesnothimpes February 16, 2018

dick brain

if you’re a dick brain you have low self-esteem and are pushed around easily but the dumbest person ever

that dude is a dick brain

by Duh Vish April 2, 2019

Dick Brain

When your dick is so hard, you see the veins bulging out of the head.

Damn bro she so hot, I know man she’s giving me a serious case of dick Brain.

by Dick_Brain_Pain_23 November 15, 2019

dick brain in the butt hole

David Frank Taylor

Dick brain in the butt hole

by Booooooobbbbbsssss April 12, 2014

Dick/Brain parallel

Not a parallel.

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

brain dick

When she gets so much dick it pokes her in the brain.

In conversation:
"Why are her eyes like that?"
"I gave Martha that brain dick and she hasn't been able to see straight since. "

by jaxonsshittercrew August 18, 2019

dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.

“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018