dick smoke

an asshole, one who smokes dicks

Why is Anthony such a dick smoke

by Tim.L July 21, 2008

dick smoke

A person (always male) too horny to bother using their brain. With their entire consciousness focused on sex, they usually don't bother to think about anything else. Especially what might happen or what is happening at that moment. Because they have sex so often, either with themselves or an actual partner, their dick is always smoking. Hence the term.

If Chris was watchin the road instead of gettin his umpteenth blowjob of the day, the stupid dick smoke woulda missed that tree.

by uziel April 15, 2004

Dick Smoke

Dick Smoke(P)pronoun - One who is obsessive over sex, who will do anyone and everone including his brothers sloppy seconds and walrus's.

Alfred is such a damn dick smoke.

by brue dragon December 30, 2005

Dick smoke

semen

I left that bitch in a cloud of dick smoke.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

Smoke Dick

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)

She will smoke dick for a twenty piece

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

Smoke dick

go fuck yourself ass hole

jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class

jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!

by miracle21 December 23, 2008

smoke dick

to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.

boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."

boy 1: "woah bro, nice."

by jadeisstraight March 11, 2017