Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
by Brodman585 March 16, 2021
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No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.
Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!
by whamcity April 04, 2012
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The Dick and Nuts

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.
by HousSalad April 26, 2020
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nut dick

When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.
Bro before I got here I busted a nut in my girl. Now I got nut dick.
by Dr linguistics February 06, 2018
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Dick n nuts

A gun with a drum or twin drum clip, the dick is the gun and the nut or nuts is the drum clip
I got the dick n nuts on me quit playin bruh
by Super soaker muthafucka September 07, 2020
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Grew a dick and nutted

Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.
Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"
by Byutay August 02, 2018
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dick and nut torture

person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid
by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 02, 2021
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